Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Oh man... college...

So sorry I took a little break. I promise I'll post something more extensive in a little bit. I have a few papers to write, what with break coming up soon, and them being due... tomorrow morning I'm a little behind, but I just wanted to say something:

Dear Upstairs Neighbor,
Hi. You live above me, which is totally cool. Usually you are pretty quiet except on Thursday nights, but we have overcome that hurdle and things were great... at least I thought so. Until this weekend. This weekend you betrayed our already shaky trust by bringing a creature into your apartment.

I don't mind creatures, upstairs neighbor. They are pretty generally cool by me, except the creature you brought in sounds like a rabid 15 pound squirrel that does a hell of a lot of scampering across the hardwood floors in your apartment. If the sound of scrambling claws does not stop waking me up at 3:45 AM I am going to give your giant squirrel a rabies shot... or I'm just going to shoot it. Make it shut up. I'm pretty sure our lease says we cant have animals like/ that sound like giant clawed rodents... although I may have to give it another read.

Thanks,
Em

PS: Your speakers have sweet bass, what kind are they?

Guys, I am pretty sure my upstairs neighbor, nor the mystery beastie read my blog, but if you live above someone be considerate about it. For real. I live above someone too, and I try not to stomp around too much or walk around in high heels or scrape my fingernails against the floor. Its just not cool. Sorry. I just had to get that out. I'll post more exciting things later. Promise. XOXO

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